jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around
my favorite jake headcanon is that everyone assumed that he was all big and masculine because he’s mister action adventure movie but when they all finally meet he’s this five foot munchkin who weighs 100 pounds soaking wet
HE’S BARELY TALLER THAN JANE
LOOK HOW WIDE DIRK’S SHOULDERS ARE COMPARED TO JAKE’S
HE’S SO WIDDLE
ROXY’S BIGGER THAN HIM JAKE IS A TINY BOY
ITTY BITTY BABY
Yes I like this.
"thanks to this mic stand for being really tall"
go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original.
or as we like to call it
This is great
Where I’m from: pennsylvania
Where I would like to live: LA…nyc…pretty much any big city along the east or west coast
Favorite food: sushi or pizza or smth
Favorite book(s): warrior cats, harry potter, percy jackson
Random fact about me: i met fall out boy three days ago
Favorite day of the year: ghbghgh
If I have any pets: 1 cat 1 dog
What I’m listening to right now: twenty one pilots
What my name means: idk lol oliver probably means smth abt olives but rory means red king so thats cool